• Dogs Don't cry.
• Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo or hairbrush.
• Dogs think you sing great.
• A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
• Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late.
• The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
• Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
• Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
• Dogs are excited by rough play.
• Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
• Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
• Anyone can get a good looking dog.
• If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
• Dogs don't shop.
• Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
• Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
• A dog's parents never visit.
• Dogs love long car trips.
• Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
• When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it.
• Dogs like beer.
• Dogs don't hate their bodies.
• Dogs don't have to spend holidays and vacations with their parents.
• Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
• Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
• Dogs don't need 900 pairs of shoes.
• Dogs never expect gifts.
• Dogs never worry about germs.
• Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had.
• Dogs don't let magazine articles run their lives.
• You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
• Dogs have no use for flowers, jewelry or cards.
• Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
• Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
• Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
• Dogs seldom outlive you.
• Dogs can't talk back.
• When you're traveling, dogs don't need restrooms.
• Dogs don't criticize.
• Dogs listen without interrupting. Dogs don't mind if the house isn't painted, the lawn mowed, or car washed.